Wa-hoo! I just reached 1700 pageviews today! I could be all hipster and talk about how irrelevant that is to my happiness at this particular moment--but I'm pretty open about my irrational need for acceptance and popularity from others, so screw it! At least I'm honest, eh? Well, normally this would be when people would say "Due to my generous nature today, I'm going to do _____ for all of my loyal viewers!" Well, sorry. I'm not that kind of person. Plus, there isn't really anything I can give that would really matter...so...virtual cupcakes for everyone? Eh? Eh?